부푼다

나는 러면처럼 부풀고있다.

I am becoming like soggy noodles.

It doesn't really work in English, I think. Though I don't think it makes much sense in Korean, either.

I'm getting fat. I suppose that was my attempt at saying it in a colorful way.

I don't mean fat. Like fat people fat. I simple mean that everything is jiggling a little more and that my body feels heavier.

It's quite unpleasant.

I need to start working out again.